one time, when i was like 5, i was at my aunt's house in Colorado and she had this REALLY cool match box. i loved just holding it and looking at it, but one day i decided to swipe it and go hide in the bushes so i could play with the matches. i thought i was sneaky, but the mailman saw me and reported to the "powers that be" what i was doing.
long story short...i thought i was being sneaky, but somebody is always "watching".